Wednesday, May 30, 2007

A naughty text exchange

Me: Your masturbation video inspired me to spend my afternoon having orgasms. I need to pace myself. I don't want to be all orgasmed out by the time I get to Chicago.

D: Go with the flow. I don't expect you to pull back for 2 weeks.

Me: No, I'm gonna try to not overdo it. It's just a substitute for what I really want - your touch. My body knows that it won't be long before I'm furiously riding your fingers and it's getting antsy.

D: I'm anticipating furiously jacking you as well.

Me: And we shall not forget Mr. Happy. He shall be made happy over and over again. You're not trying to work are you? :)

D: Uh, not any more, LOL.

Me: I was just engrossed in a fantasy involving me wearing pigtails, you and Mr. Bear. There may have been thumb sucking.

D: See, you're trying to give me inappropriate erections again. No fair that girls can't get boners!

Me: I know. It's an unjust world isn't it?

Me: Wouldn't you like Daddy's little girl to take care of that erection for you?

D: ABSOLUTELY!

Me: BTW, I am DRIPPING wet right now! I haven't been this wet since we went to second base for the first time. Waste of good lubrication with me here and you there.

D: We'll just have to work hard to get you to that level when you come here. And I'm going to put someone's eye out when I stand up.

Me: LOL. Don't you just love this time of month? One of these days I'm going to send one of these dirty texts to the wrong damn cell phone.

Me: Won't you be glad when you can come home after one of these sessions and fuck me like the horny wench that I am?

D: It will be awesome to come home and show you just how hard you make me.

Me: I. Can't. Wait. I'm grinding my hips into the bed just thinking about it.