Friday, June 22, 2007

Marriage

Me: Do you feel ready to be married? Like today? If I said, "Let's go to Vegas on your next day off and get hitched", would you be up for it?

I was thinking about the girl I sat next to on the plane ride up there and how her boyfriend has his house up for sale in Chicago. And I was also reading a blog today of a woman in Chicago who is dating a man in New York. She is moving to NYC to be with him.

Of course none of these people are getting married right away but there's no way I can afford to move to Chicago unless we are living together. And I don't wan't to live together without the benefit of marriage. So that means, in order to be together sooner, we would have to forgo the wedding and just get hitched.

Do you feel like you are ready for that? (It's okay if you're not; I'm not sure if I'm even ready) And if not, why not? What else do you feel needs to take place?


D: Well, as much as I fantasize about you being my wife, I'd have to say that yes, I'm ready to marry you. Of course, I want to wait until I'm financially ready to get you the ring you want so I can propose the right way, but yeah, if you dared me to marry you on the spot, I'd call your bluff. I don't see any downside to it for me. The woman I love and who represents so many good changes I've made to my personality over the last year being my official wife? Yippee!! I honestly don't think you would have the stomach, though. You can't even give me a blow job without a doctor's note, and you're going to marry me on a whim? I wouldn't pressure you like that because when you do marry me, I want it to be something you definitely 100% want to do. But yes, sweetheart, I want you for eternity, and I'm ready.

Me: Lol! Okay, ponder this for a moment. [Your ex-girlfriend] Sarah has had how many sexual partners? And you had unprotected sex how many times with people you didn't know? Damn skippy I'm asking you for a doctor's note! And you should want one from me as well. You shouldn't trust what I tell you. Not when it's your life at stake.
But yes, this just proves that I don't do big things on a whim. When I make a big decision, it is well thought out (possibly over-analyzed) and most likely, I have a detailed list of how my decision should be carried out.

D: I'm sorry honey. I think you misunderstood why I said that you wouldn't give me a blow job without a doctor's note. I'm not questioning your decision at all, it's very smart, I was just pointing out that you're an extremely ordered person and you have stages in your mind that we should be taking, so I know you're not ready to jump to the stage of marriage right this moment. I'm honored you would even want to, though.

Me: You're right. I misunderstood. Forgive me!

D: You're forgiven. BTW, predictably, I woke up with a raging hard-on and all the time in the world to relax and do whatever I wanted, so Mr. Happy was happy for the first time since you last saw him. The porno I watched featured some cunnilingus, so I've been daydreaming about sticking my tongue all the way inside your twat.

Me: Mmmmm. You're making me hot!

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